captain asassin_13 of the gaia resistance city of linggrion. it's been a long while since our last transmission; heavy storm emanating from the east.

one of our most...... valiant advisories in the past, shakuro. he was said to be dead due to his run-in with timaniac the last time they met face to face. naogui was the first one notice something was amiss within the bowels of the omni-gaia.
what went on was between timaniac and him. but you know, not even Tim knows how or why, except for that somehow some of Tim's blood fused with that of his own, giving him new powers, new abilities. tim and i got to witness first hand shakuro's new power, to copy himself onto anyone with just a simple touch of the finger to his victim's foreheads. luckily we fought our way out. if only the rest of the ships could see him in action. he has truly surpassed even myself.
but moving on to when we met with this woman name petale rose. she was the one who held my sister, larxene, captive. to my surprise when petale's lesbian lover helped us out in exchange for a kiss from tim -- i then came across the face of my horrific past came back from the dead of the hacker universe. the name -- wulf ninja warrior.
after we freed my sister and my past self, we were ambushed by petale. wulf held off her men so we could escape.
next thing we knew, we're being chased down a highway by these screaming ghost things know as banshees.
may luck be on our side to help us through this --

transmission interrupted

we now have a rescue mission on our hands, but not a person, a key. the girl said it unlocks the future. what future could it be? we don't know. so we find ourselves wandering the Gambino mansion.....
we had absolutely no idea of the danger and creatures lurking about the mansion. the likes of which we though were gone forever after the halloween events. we couldn't believe our eyes, but it was true. the zombies were brought back from their expired halloween event.
we fight our way through, and then I, Katos lee shinuma had to rescue my partner, Wonkywilla. on the way to the dungeon to get her, i was being eyeballed by this weird guy with a chyaku norisu scarf, that so 90's red vest, black in da hood sweatpants, emo glasses, greco roman top olive, had green hair, and was part wolf. and i mean wolf spelled W-U-L-F, not W-O-L-F. i had this weird feeling i've seen him from somewhere before. i continued on until i reached this circular room, sorta like a miniature arena in the roman coliseum. as i step down to the center of the circle, i am greeted by a werewolf with brown hair, a sleeveless orange shirt with "bad to the bone" written on it. i killed him and moved on.
i overheard the voice of a french woman talking to the two that stole larxene's key. i peek over and look through the barred window on the door, and she was sprinkling some sort of dust over Wonky. then i hear the zombie and werewolf arguing about something. immediately after they all leave, i rush in and carry her out, but am suddenly stopped by the zombie and werewolf, Abbott and Costello.
i set wonky down and begin to fight. every blow i landed had some effect, but they just kept on getting back up. the prisoners then stalled them long enough for us to make our escape.
we are now racing down the highway making our escape from these fraternal twins wearing all white, with their faces powder ghost white, wearing sunglasses, and spiky hair.
soon enough as we make our escape, they start backing off. we make it to the exit point and beam back onto the ship.
1 hour later we arrive at linggrion, our home city. and from there, we rest up for the party in the underground chamber.

no surprise as to what had just happened. the meeting was adjourned earlier than expected. we were alerted that sentiums had found us. if it wasn't for timaniac, we'd have samurai breathing down our necks along with federal troops. we rushed to our exits as fast as we can. for details about what went on upstairs, ask timaniac.
as for the rest of us, we were on a particular creek most people would canoe up into when they're screwed. the feds were crawling in every tunnel we used like giant spiders in some resident evil game.
we did our best to fight our way out. my crew and i were then assigned to rescue the other captains and crew inside the caves. it was hell, but we did it.
we then found ourselves being chased by a sentium, we were cornered with no other choice but to fight. just then, the blonde girl that demonic told me about earlier opened up a part of the wall to our right like a door, and pulled us inside. we find ourselves in infinite space surrounded by many cube blocks.
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commander Grim Arbiter. not the man you want to mess with. we'll get into his profile later.
after broadcasting the live feed to linngrion, he left us to do a full recall. so from there, i decided that Reshy and I make the calls from the trainstation within the omni-gaia. all the pay phones would make a trace impossible........
two calls later, we received an anonymous tip that some hostages were being held against their will by swat team officers and a samurai agent with big glasses. from what i'm told by asassin_13, his name's Agent Nirday.
with Reshy and I on opposite sides of the station, we split up and establish that we'd meet at the control tower.
calling up Reshy, he told me the hostages were being loaded in a plane. i ordered him to shot out the tires of the landing gear to disorient the plane.... he succeeded....
next, Agent Nirday and the officers moved them to a bullet train in an underground bunker. i was lucky i made it before the train took off.
mission had been accomplished, Agent Nirday defeated. we regrouped at our exit point and boarded the ship.

it all starts with a routine distress signal from within the omni-gaia, Reshy being a smart-aleck as usual.
i went at it alone while my partner, silentassassindemongod666, waited in the car. the signal emanated from the top floor of the L-O-V-E building. the signal faded, but i found something that struck me as odd. a blonde girl 15 or 16 years of age tied to a chair.
two zombies sat on both sides of her guarding her like a hawk.
i was instantly attacked from behind by a third zombie and got into a tussle. the other zombies then moved the girl out of the building to their car.
that's when, Demongod follows after them, leaving me behind. the chase ended disastrously with the front tire of the car being popped causing the car to flip out.
my big mistake was commandeering a police motorcycle, because it resulted in a high speed chase.
halfway through the chase, i received word from demongod that reshy told her about a package in a P.O. box in the 4000's in barton town.
to lose my tail, i had to jump a drawbridge at the right moment
skipping ahead to the post office. after retrieving the package we made a dramatic escape, by dramatic, i mean falling through several floor with bullet holes from my partner's automatic pistol in them until we made it to the first floor.
we hopped in the car and drove off back over the drawbridge, made it to the exit.

onboard our ship, the B.D. we played the first DVD in the envelope, which showed a security cam footage of a magma skin army burrowing to the city of linggrion.
the machines were burrowing..... it was only a matter of time........